Movie review: The VelociPastor


“The VelociPastor,” a 2018 micro-budget horror-comedy, follows a priest named Doug Jones who travels to China after losing his parents. There, he develops the strange ability to turn into a dinosaur. A woman named Carol convinces Doug to use his powers to fight ninjas. Despite the hammy acting, cheap visual effects, ludicrous plot and constant, unnecessary zoom-ins, “The VelociPastor” smugly embraces its cult B-movie status. The ‘70s horror/martial arts/dinosaur/exploitation film is a must watch for horror and comedy lovers alike because of its play on classic horror and ironic overtones. 

A prequel called The Velocipastor 2: Let us Prey is currently being made.

Scariness- ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆


Quality- ★★★★★★★★★☆