Eagle Eight
Reasons for Why I am not Going to Homecoming
8. I got homework
7. We don’t have a homecoming game to celebrate
6. Jones does not allow me to bring my totally real boyfriend/girlfriend from the suburbs
5. I can’t buy a ticket with Apple Pay
4. I can’t dance.
3. How am I supposed to go up seven floors in heels?
2. I have a black eye because a senior pelted me in the face during the dodgeball game
1. I don’t want to have to watch Marge dance again
Kayla McClendon • Oct 7, 2022 at 10:12 am
Mood.